that was their assignment today: create four to five non-traditional v-day cards. this is what i got.... and these are just a few... (it's lengthy, i know, but it's funny!)
front: you're my friend... inside: ...just not when other people are around
front: i love you! inside: almost as much as i love her
front: why should you wear boots on valentines day? inside: uggs and kisses!
front: if i had a nickle for everytime i said i love you.... inside: ...i'd be broke, since i don't
front: rose are red, violets are blue... inside: ...i like guys, but not ones like you. happy vd!
front: you were there when i was sick, when i got hit by a car, when i was in the hospital; you were there when i lost my mom... inside: damn, you're bad luck!
front: it's great that i'm not single and all inside: but i still don't love you
front: your eyes fill me with wonderment; your heart fills me with love and joy inside: that's why i didn't notice that i parked on your cat... sorry!
front: nothing says "i love you" like fattening you with hoards of chocolate
front: kiss me! inside: ...well, after you eat a breath mint
front: you know, you broke my heart inside: good thing your sister was around to cheer me up
front: you had me at hello inside: i left you at goodbye
front: all i really want for valentine's day is you! inside: well, not really, but i'll say whatever it takes to score expensive jewlery
front: you're a brick (da na na na na) house inside: well, at least you're as big as one
front: this valentine's day, i need to tell you my feelings inside: you're not what i want. it's over
front: roses are red, violets are blue, there's someone special in the world... inside: and it's not you
front: BIG THINGS! inside: your feet, my waist, your heart, our love!
front: i think you're pretty inside: but your money's gorgeous!
front: you give me butterflies inside: and they usually make me puke
front: shut up! inside: my mom says i'm beautiful!
front: if the sky was the limit... inside: i'd let you hold on to the balloon...
front: i love you but you smell. haha.... inside: haha i bet you think i'm joking... haha... no seriously - take a bath
front: i get the same thing every valentine's day... teddy bears, flowers, candy... inside: this year, just give me money!
front: even when we argue, i still want to inside: to shup up and keep your mouth closed
front: violets are blue, roses are red... inside: you broke my heart so i wish you were dead
front: will you be my boyfriend? inside: i really need to get back at my ex
front: i know you hate valentines day but... inside: i know it's just becuase you're single. don't feel bad - anyone would be lucky to have you. not me, however...
i spent a chunk of my day giggling....
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